CHIEF OFFICER OF UNRESOLVED SHAME

Hometown: Cleveland, OH
Sign: Virgo
Hobby: Crying during karaoke

Since his unsolicited appointment in 2019, Beebo Love has served as the deeply unsettling face of Scards for Life. Born in a forgotten drawer in a Cleveland basement, Beebo clawed his way up the ranks through sheer emotional baggage and a knack for awkward timing. As Chief Officer of Unresolved Shame, he is responsible for overseeing public embarrassment, failed flirting attempts, and the occasional accidental text to an ex.

A proud Cleveland native, Beebo finds solace in rooting for teams that consistently mirror his personal life: full of hope, mostly disappointing, and occasionally on fire. When he’s not sobbing through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” at karaoke night or taking long walks to nowhere in particular, you can find him silently judging your life choices with his button eyes.

Despite being a Virgo, Beebo has yet to organize anything in his life—except maybe the chaos.

He’s here. He’s stuffed. He’s…legally considered a mascot.